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OKAY TUMBLR. IT’S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

batmansymbol:

Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.”

NOT JIF,

GIF.

And here is the link for the opposite.

WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

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heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

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modernizes:

LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY: 

OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner. 

I will pick from a random generator August 1st. 

Items in giveaway include:

  • MacBook Air (unused)
  • Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles,  Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz

You must be following me on tumblr

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best-of-funny:

praises:

revitalisation:

this is spectacular 

this may the best post ever #10 is my favorite

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harry potter: you're the weak one. you'll never know love, or friendship. and i feel sorry for you.
voldemort: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

tilly-oakley:

I think they’re my OT3

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big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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chin-itcher:

inlovewithtroyler:

tilly-oakley:

-LISTEN WITH HEADPHONES-

The Fault In Our Stars by Troye Sivan

Left Ear:First Verse

Right Ear:Second Verse

Click here for more layered audio!

I have a love and hate relationship with this like I want to meet Troye and cry and punch him and kiss him at the same time DAMMIT
troyesivan

cAN WE ALL JUst take a moment TO FALL INFREAKING LOVE WITH THIS

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tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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